Jimmy John’s is so fast at delivering sandwiches that you think they’re Russian.  What if, in fact, Germans are faster than Russians?  What if the Schumacher Mi3 Remote Conrol Car was the fastest of its kind?  Stop pondering, because it is.  It cost Nic Case over $4,000 to make this rc car, which is packed with an 11 hp motor.  The Schumacher Mi3 recently became the fastest remote control car in the world when it was clocked at 161.76 mph!  Holy Mama Jama, that’s fast!  *Woman slaps me across the face*  Boy!  Don’t you be talkin’ bout yo’ aunt Mama Jama on that blog!

 

 

This ripped remote control car is breaking all kinds of records around the world!  *Smashes vinyl record*  I hate Buddy Holly!  I don’t understand how that guy got famous by breaking his words into different syllables.  PEGGY SUE-UH-UE-UH-UE-UH-UE!  Breaking news: Peggy Sue thinks Buddy Holly is a stalker creep, and Delilah has gotten a restraining order against the entire Plain White Tees/T’s/Teas band.  Hey there, Delilah, what’s it like in apartment 409 on Truman Street in New York City, I’m standing outside your window and girl tonight you look so pretty, yes you do.

 

 

Via:  World Car Fans