The Electric Paper Plane Propeller by ThinkGeek, which is actually called the Electric Paper Plane Conversion Kit, allows all of you uncoordinated crazies to win at paper planes.

Just charge up the device for twenty seconds, stick it into your paper airplane, and throw it.

The electric paper airplane propeller packs a ninety second burst of juice, but I doubt your plane will be able to fly that long. I know that I only lasted for a couple seconds after I jumped off my roof in a homemade bat suit. Thank God for that giant pile of earthworms that I was going to use to grow my petunias. “Jack, you’re not very manly at all.” Oh yeah? Well at least I didn’t take spandex and a painted trash can cover to the midnight Captain America preview. “I’m actually pretty sure that you did.” NO – THE ENTIRE THING WAS BODY PAINT! *Guy claws out his eyes* Psike! – You should’ve seen your face! Pick up your eyes and put ‘em in the ice cooler – I think I’ve got a sewing kit somewhere…

Via: DVICE

Further Reading: Firebird Commando Remote Control Electric Plane with Auto Pilot