Netflix is amazing – I can get whatever movie I want sent straight to my mailbox!  What happens to be even more amazing, though, is people defacing doodling on Netflix envelopes.  These ten pieces of awesome Netflix envelope art are either random doodles or major criticisms of Netflix.  I have news for the people who drew cartoons about the movies they got being terrible.  It’s not the company that picks those terrible movies that show up in your mailboxes, geniuses.  Try reading a review, illiterate noobs.  Too much TV-watching in America, and less subscribing to Cool Gizmo Toys.  Ridiculous.

Netflix Envelope Art – Tornado of Hair?

 

 

There is no doubt in my mind whatsoever that this is a bro piece of art, but what is it?  Seriously?  Here are some of my ideas as to what this piece of Netflix envelope art could be…

Tornado of Hair

Abstract Long Intestines

Magnified Muscle Sinews

Glorified Armpit Hair

Regardless of what it is supposed to be, this Netflix envelope doodle by Joe Justus is awesome.

Netflix Envelope Art – Wii Remote

 

 

While you may think that this Wii remote, created by Hugo Seijas, is a random doodle, if you have the capacity to think at all, it is actually a well-chosen symbol that sends a message to the entire world.  What does it say?  It says, “Why would I wait for the excruciatingly slow mail service to deliver a DVD to my house when I can watch Netflix movies on my Wii.”  While it is true that you can watch movies and TV shows via Netflix on your Wii, I have done it before, it is also true that all of those movies are worse than Skyline.  I would have rather watched a rare warm-blooded lizard give birth to triplets.  (Scratch that – it’s a bad example.  I meant to say I would have rather watched something not interesting.  Rare mammal lizard giving birth?  Interesting.)

Netflix Envelope Art – The Undersea Diss

 

 

Well, Jovino obviously doesn’t like Netflix.  Despite our disagreements, I believe me and Jovino could become great friends.  She appreciates jellyfish, I appreciate jellyfish.  She creates underwater Netflix envelope art scenes, I create ink splotches that mildly resemble an underwater scene.  See?  We aren’t so different after all.

Netflix Envelope Art – Buying A Ticket On A Strange Planet

 

I don’t know much about astronomy, astrology, or any of those other sky-related sciences, but I have seen science fiction movies.  This piece of Netflix envelope art is definitely drawn to depict another planet.  Why are the man’s ears so big?  Look at that sun – it’s a burning ball of radiation!  The guy’s facial structure is not completely unheard of, though.  That one time I decided to morph an old man I found in a shopping cart and my rabbit, this is kinda what came out.  Won the Nobel prize for it, too.  Unethical science FTW.

Netflix Envelope Art – Retro Robot

 

This is undoubtedly a cool Netflix doodle, but what is the robot doing?  If you are ever planning on invading a planet with peaceful intentions, robot readers, do not make this motion.  To us humans, this motion means, “I’m going to fry you with my hidden long grange taser, stupid bags of flesh.”  Cool piece of Netflix envelope art, but not good advice for anyone planning an interplanetary invasion.

Netflix Envelope Art – I’ll Spare You The Commentary

This post is getting to be insanely long, like the 15 TRON gaming accessories post, so I’ll spare you my (hilarious) commentary on these last pieces of Netlix art – I hope you enjoy them in silence!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Via: Doodlers Anonymous