Mario Mushroom USB Lamp Is Squishy, Bright, And Lacks The Ability To Make You Giant Or Immortal

Will It Really Make Me Huge And Give Me An Extra Life?  No.  The answer to that question is indefinitely no.  What it can do, though, is light up your desk area.  The Mario Mushroom USB Lamp is almost squishy – the device sinks into its base when pressure is applied, giving the squishy effect.



Mario Mushroom USB Lamp

This mushroom light can run on AA’s as well as USB power, but only noobs would power a USB gadget with AA’s.  (Hence the reason it is called a “USB gadget” and not a “AA gadget.”)  No one has specifically said that this gadget is mario-themed, but what else would it be?  Some strange kind of fungus that grows in the bogs of South America?  Possible, but not likely.

If It Doesn’t Have Any Physical Effect, What’s The Point?

The point is that the Mushroom USB Light is one of the coolest gadgets out there, and it can look cool while it sends photons, or whatever light is scientifically, bouncing all over your workspace.  What could be cooler than a mushroom USB that shoots photons?  That’s what I thought.  The Photon-shooting USB gadget is available in red and green, the other colors you see on google images are for non-USB light up mushrooms, and each gadget is $10.