Eggs need to be boiled, poached, and scrambled.  If they are not, then my stomach will become sad and growl in anguish.  To ensure that the eggs are cooked just the way I like them, I use egg timers.  Not just any egg timer is good enough for me, though, and maybe you’re the same way.  These 8 Kooky Egg Timers are sure to brighten your day, whether you just look or decide to fork over some cash and make it yours.

Rooster Egg Timer

The rooster egg timer is, in my opinion, a pretty funny design.  This, folks, is what you would get if someone managed to morph an egg and a rooster.

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Clucking Egg Timer By Kitsch’n'Fun

The clucking egg timer is a unique and kooky design for an egg timer.  After setting the time, push down the chick’s head to start the countdown.  Once the set length of time is passed, the chick will pop open and a rather grating clucking sound will be heard.  Around $20.

Clucking egg timer

 

Polka Dotted Egg Timers

The polka dotted egg timers are extremely festive and come in several different colors, some of which are shown above.  They may look like regular egg timers, but they’re not – they’re polka dotted egg timers.  (I lied.  They’re very regular.)

Polka dot egg timers

 

Lime Green Egg Timer

To be quite honest with you, my readers, the only reason that this kooky egg timer is on the list is because I’m a major fan of lime green.  Call it whatever you want – it’s awesome.

Lime green egg timer

Penguin Tuxedo Egg Timer

Penguins in tuxedos have always been the pinnacle of coolness.  (Dude, where have you been living?)  Thus, having a penguin tuxedo egg timer should maximize how cool you look while preparing some delicious eggs.  Maybe this kooky egg timer even makes your eggs taste better.  Probably not, but who knows? Around $7.

Penguin egg timer

Hello Kitty Egg Timer

Hello Kitty has been ravaging the geek world for some time now, and I wasn’t surprised when I discovered the Hello Kitty egg timer.  It seems like a mod more than a product – like someone turned an apple-shaped egg timer pink and glued a Hello Kitty on top.  Regardless, it’s cool and I need to have it in the list.

Hello Kitty egg timer

Geeky Lego Head Egg Timer

The Lego egg timer is a generic lego head with a couple of different faces on it.  This kooky timer is for total geeks, like me, and extreme lego enthusiasts.  Who comes up with these crazy ideas for egg timers?  Seriously?  And does anyone else find the man lurking in the back of the picture to be a bit startling?

Lego head egg timer

Egg-Perfect Egg Timer

The Egg-Perfect egg timer is an amazing feat of egg-timer creativeness.  This well-designed device changes color in the water with your eggs, and can tell you everything you would ever need to know about them.

Egg-Perfect egg timer

 

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