Ahhhh . . . Another gizmo that resembles a COD killstreak.  This happens to be one of my favorite streak bonuses by the way.  

ROOM DEFENDER HAS MOTION SENSING

The Room Defender Auto Turret is a motion sensing turret that nails people with foam disks.  Just set it up in front of the door, far enough back that it doesn’t get knocked over, and away you go!  It tells whoever or whatever it senses to leave.  Then, regardless of whether or not they were going to leave, it shoots them with foam discs until they scream for mercy.  Actually, it keeps going even throughout the screaming . . . no sound-sensing capabilities.

TARGET TRACKING

At least, it would keep hitting the intruder if this product’s potential had been fully tapped into.  You see, the Room Defender doesn’t rotate.  That means the violator can just step out of the way of the firing line.  LAME.  I can’t believe they didn’t make the Room Defender Sentry Turret so that it tracks its target!  What good is it now!  It will probably miss before the person coming in the room gets hit even once!

REMOTE CONTROL

Luckily… There is a remote control.  This way, you can just camp out in your room until someone comes in and you can PWN them.  But… It’s just not as cool as the idea that you could have an autonomous turret in your room, you know?  But hey, I’ll take what they give me.  Especially since the Room Defender Sentry Turret is only 20 dollars!

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