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Globee Night Lights: Worldly People Who Are Afraid Of The Dark

Either you have a small child and are trying to save them from their destiny of becoming an ethnocentric fool or you are afraid of the dark and have some money to blow. With the Globee Night Lights, pronounced “Globe-eeee,” you can scare away the monsters that live under your bed and look at a map simultaneously. Firebox allows you to choose from a few different maps for your Globee: Edinburgh, London, and Paris. If you’re affluent, fancy, or European, you know …

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A Pet Bird Without the Responsibilities – Avitron Version 2.0 Remote Control Bird

Birds aren’t very fun to play with, and they’re even less fun to own. They’re loud, they poo everywhere, and they’re generally annoying. (Sorry, bird-owners, but I don’t think that any of you would argue that your pets are not loud. And very free with their feces.) Joys of Pet Ownership Without the Work With this remote control bird, the Avitron V2.0, you have no responsibilities whatsoever in regards to taking care of a living animal! Just stick a cord into its …

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BMO Teapot For Tea Addicts Who Also Enjoy Adventure Time

Adventure Time is one of the greatest animated shows ever to have been animated, so it is only right that one of its most loved characters would be made into a teapot. BMO is a friend to all and an enemy to none who are not his enemies. Instead of telling you all about this man so that you can better understand how awesome the BMO Teapot is, I’ll just let you learn from this convenient and informative .gif, which should be …

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$50 Uncommon Goods Gift Card Giveaway!

Hey, friends! Want to win a $50 Uncommon Goods Gift Card? (Check out Uncommon Goods here if you haven’t already!) Some of the coolest stuff that you could buy with this gift card: Here’s what you have to do to get in on this deal: How To Enter: Just follow the Rafflecopter instructions below! a Rafflecopter giveaway Good luck!

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Adventure Time Sword That Finn Used To Hit The Baddies

This is the real sword used in the Adventure Time series and wielded by Finn, who was a real guy portrayed by another real guy named Finn. The above is a poorly thought-out series of bold-faced lies…let’s try again. This Adventure Time Sword from ThinkGeek is the one dubbed “Scarlet” in the video game. Please note that this two-foot long weapon is very dull and will not serve you well in your crime-fighting endeavors, but it’s perfect for putting on display or …

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Metallic Silly Putty Monsters Eating Snazzy Magnets

Silly putty is awesome, and most of the people who are familiar with geekdom and the random science that makes us happy have heard of or played with metallic silly putty. When you put magnets in metallic silly putty, the pull of the magnets makes it seem like there is a gigantic putty monster that likes to feed on magnets, when in actuality its the magnet suffocating itself in putty monster. Perspective is key. Anyway, some guy named Joey Shanks rightfully decided …

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Japanese Food Tube: Make Everything A Push Pop

Push Pops are delicious, but they aren’t exactly meals. When you’re on the go and needing something sustaining, why not eat it out of a tube? With the Smart Han Food Tube, you can create all of your favorite rice-covered snacks and eat them on the go! Excellent aspect of the product: as the picture so aptly demonstrates, even BREASTFEEDING A CHILD cannot slow down the powerful velocity of the Smart Han Food Tube! Think about it any way you’d …

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Scientists Discover First Carnivorous Tree In Guyana, South America

While walking around in the Amazon Rainforest, trees aren’t usually something that you need to worry about. Sure, there are spiders, beetles, beasts, and creepy crawlies, but never before has there been a carnivorous tree on the mind of tourists! But, don’t start worrying yet – Jeff Oakbren, the head of a group of dendrologists, has said that only slow, sessile, and small animals can become a victim to this carnivorous tree, which has been named salix babilonicarum. Several trees …

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