Life-Sized Yoda Cake: Eat, Or Do Not Eat, There Is No Try
“Eat Me you may try” is what this deliciously amazing life-sized Yoda cake created by Edward Frys is telling me right now. The craftsmanship here on this fully detailed to scale confectionary masterpiece is simply breathtaking. Everything from his stance to the saber height is just unreal. I love the pose most, which seems to be saying “Away from me you will stay. Hunger I see in your eyes”. It’s like he’s knows what I’m thinking (Darn you, cake Yoda, for knowing …
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Instagram Socialmatic Camera: You Might Want To Add This To Your Pocket
This is for my Instagram folks, where a picture is worth a thousand words and every picture posted defines a meaning behind. I introduce to you the brilliant Instagram Socialmatic Camera, a concept camera. My first reaction was “do we really need another ‘point-and-shoot’ instant photo camera that would ultimately fail?” I say fail, because do you remember the JoyCam or the iZone, both by Polaroid? Well, I am one of those kids that bought it, used it, loved it, and eventually hated …
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R2-D2 Eye Makeup Makes Your Face Look Like An Astromech Droid
With all of the Youtube makeup tutorials that currently exist, it is not surprising that there are a number of people experience newfound enjoyment in the application of geeky cosmetics like the R2-D2 eye makeup. There are so many types of tutorials out there: there are ones on contouring (which will have you looking almost unrecognizable), some that accentuate certain features as well as tone other features, and then there are others that are just for fun and are perfect for halloween …
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Panic Button Light Switch: Oooooh! What Does This Button Do?
What do starships, mad science laboratories, and cheesy action flicks all have in common? The big red button. The magical big red button always seems to have the answer: self-destruction, stopping the missiles, launching the missiles, sounding the alarm that the zombie apocalypse has arrived… or that the bacon is gone. Big red button is the hero of any sci-fi story! Now you can have a functional big red button in your own home. The Panic Button Light Switch replaces …
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Blk Water: Not As Scary As It Looks Unless You’re Drowning In It
I searched all over for Blk Water. The hype lived up to expectations, since it was pretty scarce around the Detroit Metro area: it was sold out at the three stores in the area that stocked it. You may think that this black water is all the rage, but you also have to remember that these stores are gourmet grocery stores, and that selling out of the 5 items on the shelf makes something a hot item. I called friends that …
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The View From My Underwater Hotel Is Better Than Your Star Wars Wallpaper
Have your hotel stays become just too darn dull? Do you wish you could get closer to the natural world while you’re asleep? If eating and sleeping landside has somehow lost its edge for you, Dubai’s underwater hotel may soon hold the answer. Not content with just the tallest building in the world, Dubai is now signed up for the most submerged hotel and resort spa, which means that soon you’ll be able to curl up in bed at the …
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How To Make Avengers Bookmarks And Save The World, Plus Your Spot
These Avengers Bookmarks are a great of example of simple DIY geek arts and crafts. So, you’re not good enough to make an 16-bit Samus cosplay – so what. Big whoop. Stop feeling sorry for yourself; you’re getting tear stains on my very expensive Persian rugs that I bought from Ikea. ”Dude, I think you got scammed.” The only one who got scammed is you, because you didn’t get these hand-crafted Persian rugs when they were on sale. Also, this iPad I …
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Duck Fashion Show for Creepies and Quacks
Ooooh, have you heard? ”Heard what?” The news! Oh! It was my impression that everrrrrrrryone had heard. ”Nope.” The Duck Fashion Show is in town! ”That means nothing to me.” Well, the Pied Piper Duck Fashion Show, which is an annual event in Sydney, Australia, is where all of these ducks dress up in beautiful clothes and parade themselves around like a bunch of vain women! ”I think I see my girlfriend over there -” The one in the pink? ”No, she’s …
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Haiku Fan Is Quieter And More Efficient Than Your Sad Excuse For A Fan
This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Haiku Fans. All opinions are 100% mine. The Haiku Fan is truly a revolution in the industry of keeping your shirts from getting pit stains. You live in the south, where sweating is done on a regular basis, since your air conditioning is sub-par. This fan not only comes in different stylish colors, it is also the quitest and most efficient ceiling fan… in the history… of the world. You can …
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15 Geeky Guitars You Can Rock Out With
Playing music is fun, but instruments can get pretty boring. If you’re not walking around with a giant drum and mallet, you’re playing the dubstep foot pedal or perhaps fluting out a tune on your oboe. ”Dubstep foot pedal?” In any case, you can appreciate the classic instrument that we call the guitar, and you will appreciate even more these 15 geeky guitars you can rock out with. They combine a couple of your interests into physical manifestations of awesomeness, so enjoy …
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