Hot Dog Earbuds Geeky Product Review
The Hot Dog Earbuds were provided to me by FunSlurp – your source for geeky pleasures like these wonderful headphones! Since these headphones are shaped like hot dogs, they were automatically awesome in my eyes – I wasn’t very concerned with comfort, sound quality, or if they could kill me. (Luckily, it turns out that they are reasonable, and you should be able to talk them out of killing you. There are odd cases, but you should be fine.) I put …
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Car Eyelashes
The Car Eyelashes are geeky add-ons for your car. Even if you don’t drive the flashy BMW shown above, you’re a geek and proud – you want to stand out among a crowd. The Car Eyelashes let you do just that – add a bit of a feminine element to any vehicle! If you’re a guy, it’s manly because cars are supposed to be female. (That’s just the way it is.) If you are a lady, then this will have all …
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Cardinal Mask Is A Geeky Bird Mask
The Cardinal Mask is pretty great – and like some of the other masks that we’ve featured here on Cool Gizmo Toys, it’s pretty weird. But, we often dismiss weird things as not worthy of our eyes, and we miss opportunities. Example A: I found the idea of baked macaroni and cheese to be odd, so I did not try baked macaroni and cheese. If I did, I would have loved it and eaten it every day for the rest of …
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Skyrim Sneak T-Shirt: Geeky Fashion
The Skyrim Sneak T-Shirt is a piece of geeky fashion that none of us want to pass up. Everybody knows that you’ve been sitting in your basement playing Skyrim for a couple of days straight – your eyes are bloodshot, your thumbs are swollen stumps, and your dog is wearing a crocheted Whiterun soldier outfit. (Apparently you learned a new talent besides making iron daggers to get level 100 smithing.) This t-shirt is glow-in-the dark, and double sided. When someone is …
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Bacon Tie
The Bacon Tie is a wonderful piece of geeky fashion that would be great for any meat buff. Are you a man? Do you have what it takes to look lean in a fatty meat? If you’ve attained that level of manhood already, then you’re ready for the next step… the Bacon Tie. This polyester creation is great for very important business meetings when you have to make a good impression. (Not really, unless you know that the guy who is …
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Mustache Magnets Geeky Product Review
The Mustache Magnets were provided to me by the geeky FunSlurp store, and are little bits of geek fun that can be applied to other things in your life to add a bit of geek chic style. Your boyfriend looking kind of bland? Just stick one of these over his picture on the refrigerator to get your motor turning – nothing makes a man like his mustache. Your friend’s girlfriend looking incredibly hot on her picture on his refrigerator? Put a …
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Top 14 Geeky Easter Eggs: Pokemon, Star Wars, TARDIS, And More
This list of the top 14 geeky easter eggs will give you some great eye candy, as well as some ideas for your own easter egg creations. The best of the internet has been compiled into the list below: we have Pokemon easter eggs, Star Wars easter eggs, Mario easter eggs, and whatever else you could think of! Geeky Pokemon Easter Eggs These geeky Pokemon easter eggs were created by a user by the name of Lanini on DeviantArt. These are …
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Corn Dog Mints: Geeky Product Review
The Corn Dog Mints have been provided to me by the wonderful FunSlurp, a great source for geeky products such as this! I could just sit back here and tell you that these mints are awesome, but I have tasted these first-hand, and I can assure you that they’re everything you hope for! Even before the tin was open, I could smell the wonderful smell of corn dogs. I put a couple in my mouth, and was greeted with the delightful …
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Top 19 Geeky Games And Puzzles
This list of the top 19 geeky games and puzzles is meant to give you an all-encompassing look at some crazy products that will have your brain running marathons in no time! These games and puzzles challenge your inner geek by testing coordination, memory, visual skills, and more. Plus, since we’re all complete nerds, we think that these are super fun. So sit back and enjoy the ride while you experience the best the internet has to offer. For each geeky game, …
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LEGO Stormtrooper Kid’s Watch
The LEGO Stormtrooper Kid’s Watch is the perfect gift for any fun-sized Star Wars fans that your spouse gave birth to. It’s also great for Oompa Loompa packaged children who aren’t biologically related to you, but giving them gifts if you don’t know them can be construed as socially unacceptable in some cultures. A.K.A if you don’t know the kid, just walk away. Your tiny nephew loves the Dark Side, is playing his first RPG-only COD match, and needs to wear …
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